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Posted in 2016, bacon, humor, most important, poll, president, Uncategorized, vote
Posted in 2016, bacon, humor, most important, poll, president, Uncategorized, vote
Welcome To Bacon4President.com
Follow the salty, crispy,and delicious shenanigans of
C.P. Bacon,
his snarky intern TweetBoy,
and his campaign manager, Smokey
@Bacon4Pres on twitter
Have you missed the last few thousand tweets?
Don’t worry, Bacon’s got you covered:
Read all of Cris P. Bacon’s tweets at :
bacon4president.com/tweets
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Tagged with: America, Bacon, Bacon 4 President, Bacon for President, Bring Home The Bacon, Chewy, Crispy, Farm, Food, Oink, Pig, Pork, President, Salty, Smokey, Smoky, Super PAC, SuperPAC, Vote
Posted in 2016, bacon, president, Uncategorized
Posted in 2016, bacon, president, Uncategorized
BaconFest Chicago 2014
BaconFest Chicago 2014
C.P. Bacon sent TweetBoy to the Saturday evening shift of BaconFest Chicago,
since C.P. was pretty sure that he would be eaten had he attended the Fest himself.
Here are some photos from the the event.
It’s a slide show gallery!
If you can’t see the photos, you can also see them on the Bacon4President Facebook Page.
RE: #KickPaulRyanInTheNuts
For those of you following me on twitter @Bacon4Pres, you may be aware that I’m promoting a new hashtag: #KickPaulRyanInTheNuts
I’m pretty sure that I’ve made it clear to you all that I do not condone of the actions of the very first person to
Kick Paul Ryan In The Nuts,
for even suggesting that he was going to hold the debt ceiling hostage,
not to mention all the other ludicrous austerity and obstruction bullsizzle that he and his cohorts have been subjecting Americans to for the past several years…
but in case I was not clear,
my social media intern TweetBoy made this info-graphic for you:
It’s just a hash tag. But just in case it catches on, Paul Ryan might want to invest in a protective cup to protect the ‘family jewels’.
(this was in NO WAY a threat, just a suggestion)
Feel free to post video links of people being kicked in the nuts in the comment section.
via – Idiocracy – Ow My Balls
Tagged with: Bacon, balls, cojones, family jewels, greed, huevos, Humor, idiocracy, kicked in the nuts, ow my balls, Paul Ryan, politics, republicans, Satire, testicles
Posted in 2016, bacon, humor, Paul Ryan
Posted in 2016, bacon, humor, Paul Ryan
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