Follow the salty, crispy,and delicious shenanigans of
C.P. Bacon,
his snarky intern TweetBoy,
and his campaign manager, Smokey
@Bacon4Pres on twitter
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bacon4president.com/tweets
I am C.P. Bacon - YOUR nominee for President of the United States! Together we'll return to Breakfast's finest days! LARD BLESS AMERICA! Follow me on Twitter @Bacon4Pres BIOGRAPHY: Born in a cold-smoker, this salty individual quickly grew up to become a sizzling crispy strip of political goodness. He's running for President and needs your support!
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