Author: CP Bacon
I am C.P. Bacon - YOUR nominee for President of the United States! Together we'll return to Breakfast's finest days! LARD BLESS AMERICA! Follow me on Twitter @Bacon4Pres BIOGRAPHY: Born in a cold-smoker, this salty individual quickly grew up to become a sizzling crispy strip of political goodness. He's running for President and needs your support!

Welcome To Bacon4President.com

Follow the salty, crispy,and delicious shenanigans of C.P. Bacon, his snarky intern TweetBoy, and his campaign manager, Smokey @Bacon4Pres on twitter Have you missed the last few thousand tweets? Don’t worry, Bacon’s got you covered: Read most of Cris P.


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Posted in 2016, bacon, humor, president, Uncategorized

Hey You! Buy Some Dang Bacon Tees!

    Go to https://shop.spreadshirt.com/bacon4president and buy bacon tees! You know you want to! GO! Do it! I’ll wait. Did you buy some bacon tees? Cool. You’re bacon awesome! Haven’t found what you’re looking for? We also have a CafePress Shop!


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The Most Important Poll EVER!

advertisement TAKE THE CONSTANTLY UPDATING Most Important Poll EVER! VOTE ONCE EVERY DAY. Come back and VOTE AGAIN TOMORROW! Who would you like to be President in 2016? Thanks for participating in The Most Important Poll EVER!   You can


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BaconFest Chicago 2014

  BaconFest Chicago 2014 C.P. Bacon sent TweetBoy to the Saturday evening shift of BaconFest Chicago, since C.P. was pretty sure that he would be eaten had he attended the Fest himself. Here are some photos from the the event.


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