Category: humor

Welcome To Bacon4President.com

Follow the salty, crispy,and delicious shenanigans of C.P. Bacon, his snarky intern TweetBoy, and his campaign manager, Smokey @Bacon4Pres on twitter Have you missed the last few thousand tweets? Don’t worry, Bacon’s got you covered: Read most of Cris P.


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The Most Important Poll EVER!

advertisement TAKE THE CONSTANTLY UPDATING Most Important Poll EVER! VOTE ONCE EVERY DAY. Come back and VOTE AGAIN TOMORROW! Who would you like to be President in 2016? Thanks for participating in The Most Important Poll EVER!   You can


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RE: #KickPaulRyanInTheNuts

CP Bacon absolutely DOES NOT condone of the actions of the very 1st person to #KickPaulRyanInTheNuts

For those of you following me on twitter @Bacon4Pres, you may be aware that I’m promoting a new hashtag: #KickPaulRyanInTheNuts I’m pretty sure that I’ve made it clear to you all that I do not condone of the actions of


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The #BACON Rules #BaconRULES – Tweeted by C.P. Bacon

The Bacon Rules #BaconRules As Tweeted by C.P. Bacon – Bacon4President.com 1) Bacon RULES! 1a) No Anti-Meat Slogans 2) All Americans are Americans, Even Bacon-Americans 3) You do NOT tweet about Fight Club!!! 3a) Forget you read rule 3) 4)


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