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Author: CP Bacon
I am C.P. Bacon - YOUR nominee for President of the United States!
Together we'll return to Breakfast's finest days!
LARD BLESS AMERICA!
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BIOGRAPHY:
Born in a cold-smoker, this salty individual quickly grew up to become a sizzling crispy strip of political goodness. He's running for President and needs your support!
BaconFest Chicago 2014 C.P. Bacon sent TweetBoy to the Saturday evening shift of BaconFest Chicago, since C.P. was pretty sure that he would be
The Bacon Rules #BaconRules As Tweeted by C.P. Bacon – Bacon4President.com 1) Bacon RULES! 1a) No Anti-Meat Slogans 2) All Americans are Americans, Even Bacon-Americans